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My eldest son is a list man. Like his mamma, he likes to write lists of jobs to do and tick them off as they get done. Yesterday he came home from school with another lurgy, and luxuriously wrote the above list of things he could do at home to keep himself amused. Notice the fact that of all the things on the list that have been ticked, "ly down" (sic) is not one of them. (BTW., I know the list above may seem like a complete failure in terms of spelling for a 9 year old,...